You're going to have to distract the driver, Rich......

 

Hi, my name is Elwood. Alcoholics are quitters - and I don't like quitting.

 

Good afternoon bus people and Michigan folk! The week is fading fast!

 

Well at least they haven't booted us like a certain other chapter

 

Before you are allowed to do that you must attend the afternoon seminar on the correct end to consume alcohol in.

 

 

I see you paid attention to the first half of the seminar

 

Well I just do not know how to say this.......I would rather be sober than drink Bud, sorry folks.

I think I can get the wife to drive by with both her and the Bronco wearing a bikini top?
That should get the drivers attention, at least it always works for me.

I almost walked off the roof of the shop watching her get ready to sun bath the other day.

 

You guys are spending too much time on the bus, need to get out side and wash and wax the dang thing. OOrrrrrrr, we could look for a bikini car wash somewhere.

I'll be right over to help "lighten" the beer truck. Hope that thing is by a corner somewhere

 

Better yet its at the end of a dead end road fenced on 3 sides. One way in or out, I love living way out in the woods, nearest sort of town is 5 miles away and its population is only 418.

No neighbors, no HOA BS, I can deer hunt off the front porch and never hear any traffic where I live.

What the damn beer truck was doing out is besides me......

 

He may have been scared by the bus and was trying to get away.......no that can't be it, the bus is still touring Michigan.........Maybe it got sidetracked when it was coming to "repair" us and thought you could come along to help, unbeknownst to him you were already on the bus..........

This could go on for a while, I better go get another beer.........

 

Good evening all Michigan BSers and friends! Friday is upon us again so have a great Friday and weekend. Everyone, watch out for the corners, when the room is spinning it gets a bit rough.

 

Who tilted the room, I just fell out of it.....damn I just spilt my beer, in the corner I go.

Move over ya corner hog......

Evening all, staying cool?

 

Morning from the east coast!

 

Maybe nobody told them what their names are George! Speak to their moms.