General Chatter IV
#289
03-04-2008 | 04:20 PM
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From: Yelm Washington usa
I have found the origins of the Washington chapter!!!
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CONDENSED WORLD HISTORY
>
> For those that don't know about history...... here
> is a condensed version.
>
>
> Humans originally existed as members of small bands
> of nomadic
> hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the
> mountains during the summer
> and would go to the coast and live on fish and
> lobster in the winter.
>
> The two most important events in all of history
> were:
> 1. The invention of beer and Scotch, and
>
> 2. The invention of the wheel.
>
>
>
> The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and
> Scotch.
>
>
> These were the foundation of modern civilization
> and together were the
> catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two
> distinct subgroups:
> 1. Liberals
> 2. Conservatives.
>
> Once beer and Scotch were discovered, it required
> grain and that was the
> beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle
> nor aluminum can were
> invented yet, so while our early humans were
> sitting around waiting for them to be
> invented, they just stayed close to the breweries.
> That's how villages were
> formed.
>
>
> Some men spent their days tracking and killing
> animals to barbeque at
> night while they were drinking beer and Scotch.
> This was the beginning
> of what is known as the Conservative movement.
>
>
> Other men who were weaker and less skilled at
> hunting learned to live
> off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly
> barbeques and doing
> the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was
> the beginning of the
> Liberal movement.
>
>
> Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into
> women. The rest became
> known as girlie-men.
>
> Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the
> domestication of cats,
> the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the
> concept of Democratic
> voting to decide how to divide the meat, beer and
> Scotch that conservatives
> provided. Over the years Liberals came to be
> symbolized by the jackass.
>
>
> Conservatives are symbolized by the largest, most
> powerful land animal on
> earth, the elephant.
>
> Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime
> added) and blended Scotch, but
> most prefer white wine or imported bottled water.
> They eat raw fish but like
> their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food
> are standard liberal
> fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note:
> most of their women have
> higher testosterone levels than their men. Most
> social workers, personal
> injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in
> Hollywood and group therapists
> are liberal s.
>
>
>
> Conservatives drink domestic beer and single malt.
> They eat red meat and
> still provide for their women. Conservatives are
> big-game hunters, rodeo
> cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers,
> firemen, medical doctors, police
> officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines,
> and generally anyone who works
> productively. Conservatives who own companies hire
> other conservatives who
> want to work for a living.
>
> Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to
> govern the producers and
> decide what to do with the production. Liberals
> believe Europeans are more
> enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the
> liberals remained in Europe
> when conservatives were coming to America . They
> crept in after the Wild West
> was tamed and created a business of trying to get
> more for nothing.
>
> Here ends today's lesson in world history.......
> It should be noted that a Liberal may have a
> momentary urge to angrily
> respond to the above before forwarding it.
> A Conservative will simply laugh and be so
> convinced of the absolute
> truth of this history that it will be forwarded
> immediately to other true
> believers and to more liberals just to **** them
> off....
The sender does not necessarily agree with what follows ...
__________________
CONDENSED WORLD HISTORY
>
> For those that don't know about history...... here
> is a condensed version.
>
>
> Humans originally existed as members of small bands
> of nomadic
> hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the
> mountains during the summer
> and would go to the coast and live on fish and
> lobster in the winter.
>
> The two most important events in all of history
> were:
> 1. The invention of beer and Scotch, and
>
> 2. The invention of the wheel.
>
>
>
> The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and
> Scotch.
>
>
> These were the foundation of modern civilization
> and together were the
> catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two
> distinct subgroups:
> 1. Liberals
> 2. Conservatives.
>
> Once beer and Scotch were discovered, it required
> grain and that was the
> beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle
> nor aluminum can were
> invented yet, so while our early humans were
> sitting around waiting for them to be
> invented, they just stayed close to the breweries.
> That's how villages were
> formed.
>
>
> Some men spent their days tracking and killing
> animals to barbeque at
> night while they were drinking beer and Scotch.
> This was the beginning
> of what is known as the Conservative movement.
>
>
> Other men who were weaker and less skilled at
> hunting learned to live
> off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly
> barbeques and doing
> the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was
> the beginning of the
> Liberal movement.
>
>
> Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into
> women. The rest became
> known as girlie-men.
>
> Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the
> domestication of cats,
> the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the
> concept of Democratic
> voting to decide how to divide the meat, beer and
> Scotch that conservatives
> provided. Over the years Liberals came to be
> symbolized by the jackass.
>
>
> Conservatives are symbolized by the largest, most
> powerful land animal on
> earth, the elephant.
>
> Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime
> added) and blended Scotch, but
> most prefer white wine or imported bottled water.
> They eat raw fish but like
> their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food
> are standard liberal
> fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note:
> most of their women have
> higher testosterone levels than their men. Most
> social workers, personal
> injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in
> Hollywood and group therapists
> are liberal s.
>
>
>
> Conservatives drink domestic beer and single malt.
> They eat red meat and
> still provide for their women. Conservatives are
> big-game hunters, rodeo
> cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers,
> firemen, medical doctors, police
> officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines,
> and generally anyone who works
> productively. Conservatives who own companies hire
> other conservatives who
> want to work for a living.
>
> Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to
> govern the producers and
> decide what to do with the production. Liberals
> believe Europeans are more
> enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the
> liberals remained in Europe
> when conservatives were coming to America . They
> crept in after the Wild West
> was tamed and created a business of trying to get
> more for nothing.
>
> Here ends today's lesson in world history.......
> It should be noted that a Liberal may have a
> momentary urge to angrily
> respond to the above before forwarding it.
> A Conservative will simply laugh and be so
> convinced of the absolute
> truth of this history that it will be forwarded
> immediately to other true
> believers and to more liberals just to **** them
> off....
#292
03-04-2008 | 07:58 PM
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#298
03-05-2008 | 08:47 AM
Laughing Gas
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 1,107
Likes: 32
From: Spokane, WA
Reminds me of when I was stationed in Japan, and I'd send the newbies to supply for things like...
A-S-H recepticle
A 5 gallon bucket of propwash (we were on a fixed wing jet base)
50 yards of flightline
The supply guys probably got sick of the requests, but it was worth sending the new guys on a walk.....besides, I don't remember what for, but I'm sure I've had to take the walk myself once or twice.
A-S-H recepticle
A 5 gallon bucket of propwash (we were on a fixed wing jet base)
50 yards of flightline
The supply guys probably got sick of the requests, but it was worth sending the new guys on a walk.....besides, I don't remember what for, but I'm sure I've had to take the walk myself once or twice.
