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Old 01-09-2021, 03:37 PM
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What about womanual transmissions?
 
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Fluid name is a minor issue. The bigger problem are connectors; electrical and mechanical. You can no longer ask your parts person for “female” or “male” connectors.
 
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They had to start calling on your party line

The recording said that even if my warranty has expired they might be able to help.
 
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Fluid name is a minor issue. The bigger problem are connectors; electrical and mechanical. You can no longer ask your parts person for “female” or “male” connectors.
That issue was especially confusing when I drove across the river from NJ to Personhatten NY.
 
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Those are good Bob! We all need something to laugh at, even if sometimes it might be ourselves. We are facing some tough times ahead. Keep looking Bob. We are going to need everything you can find.

Jim

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We still need pictures of that F4 Bob, with its "conservative" grill.
 
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Ok, stole from Jon on FB




 
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Not exactly truck but it is Ford related.


 
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Old 01-18-2021, 06:16 PM
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i don’t remember where I saw this, but a wife was getting frustrated with his husband insisting he could fix the dishwasher and refusing to call a repairman. Instead of taking some of the parts away, she added some. He gave up.
 
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i don’t remember where I saw this, but a wife was getting frustrated with his husband insisting he could fix the dishwasher and refusing to call a repairman. Instead of taking some of the parts away, she added some. He gave up.
Reminds of a story they had on a local radio show. They had a series of home improvement stories. One was from a guy who was remodeling the couple's kitchen. The guy tore the kitchen apart and started putting it back together. One day the wife came in and b*tchly asked, "Aren't you done yet?!" The guy told her, "I am now", closed his tool box and it sat there until they were divorced a year later.
 
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A wise man told me years ago when I was young, if a woman tells you to choose between her or the car, you might as well choose the car. If you choose her and sell the car, chances are she still won't be around long, and then you'll have neither.

many years ago, i was dating this girl she wanted go out for a big evening date... Instead A bought a holley 650 double pumper. She never talked to me again. I wanted a faster car not a fast girl.
 
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That last one reminds me of putting rocks in hubcaps. And as Sgt Shultz said "I see nothing".
 


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