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Old 11-30-2020, 01:28 PM
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A friend asked me...

Q: what’s the 0-60 time in your truck?
A: do you want me to count the time it takes to push it to the top of the hill?
 
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Old 11-30-2020, 02:32 PM
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Rather hard to believe that BS.

Any proof to back up those wild claims.

17% seems a really high number 😉
 
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Man, there are some cold people on this thread, especially the last four posts! 🙄. Obviously, they’re over the age of “give a *****” to political correctness. Those will be tough to beat.
 
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Old 12-01-2020, 07:06 PM
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^^^LOL
We just talk tough. In actuality we are a pretty diverse bunch and appreciate most vehicles. We just enjoy good natured ribbing now and then

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Old 12-01-2020, 08:58 PM
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I have had almost everthing and so does my dodge coupe with chevy powertrain and ford front and rear ends . lol
 
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A wise man told me years ago when I was young, if a woman tells you to choose between her or the car, you might as well choose the car. If you choose her and sell the car, chances are she still won't be around long, and then you'll have neither.
 
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Old 12-04-2020, 11:56 AM
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no matter how sexy or gorgeous or funny or smart... there is some guy that was tired of putting up with her crap
 
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You know what they say if it has **** or tires your gonna have trouble
 
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You can never find things when you clean off your workbench and put things away.
 
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You can never find things when you clean off your workbench and put things away.
I can't find anything if I put it down for five seconds. I spend more time looking for tools and parts I set down than actual work.
 
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Definitely

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Looks like my shop.
 
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