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Old 11-12-2022, 10:48 AM
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Old 11-12-2022, 12:03 PM
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Old 11-12-2022, 01:34 PM
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That guy needs to get out in the sun a little more...lol
 
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Old 11-12-2022, 02:13 PM
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^^ I guess they had no real volunteers for that pic. 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Old 11-12-2022, 05:58 PM
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The consummate Fisherman, in his boat hanging off of the back seat and crapping in an emergency! Question is Ya dont have toilet paper or a clean hanky, and if ya have to use your left hand how can ya Hold the Rod, eat and drink another brew at the same time, the stink, the stink, oh the pain of it all!... a fishing trip in jeopardy of discontent again! ............
 
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Old 11-12-2022, 06:06 PM
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Fishing and Beer don't mix, too many shore times.
 
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Old 11-13-2022, 07:30 AM
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A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to... live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that.
 
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Get me a shot of Jack 1st Karen!
 
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Hope you're not driving tonight Ken...lol
 
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