The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
#3676
08-25-2022, 04:54 PM
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we have a 17 "TT" at the firehouse i helped redo back in 76.
i had it up to 62 mph once going to a fire call while out on a shake down run.
when the tones came in, i shifted the two speed rear into high, and the guy in the passenger seat called us in service then started winding up the hand crank siren.
we were first on scene and had the small brush fire put out before any other trucks called in service.
the chief just shook his head and told us NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!
i had it up to 62 mph once going to a fire call while out on a shake down run.
when the tones came in, i shifted the two speed rear into high, and the guy in the passenger seat called us in service then started winding up the hand crank siren.
we were first on scene and had the small brush fire put out before any other trucks called in service.
the chief just shook his head and told us NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!
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#3677
08-25-2022, 05:32 PM
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#3678
08-25-2022, 06:24 PM
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#3679
08-25-2022, 07:18 PM
If you swap just two letter, Fort Lauderdale becomes Fart Louderdale.
Everyone should know that.....
Everyone should know that.....
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#3680
08-25-2022, 07:34 PM
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#3681
08-25-2022, 09:14 PM
A statue fairy lands on a statue of a nude man and woman in the park. The fairy taps both on the shoulder and they come to life. The fairy states that every 50 years statues are granted 5 minutes of life…and then must return to their pedestal. The man and woman look each other up and down then grab each others’ hand and jump into the nearby bushes. The fairy hears them laughing, oohing, awing, and giggling as the bushes shake along with their boisterous exuberance. Just as the timer hits the 5 minute mark, the naked man and woman come out of the bushes and hop back on the pedestal-both grinning ear to ear. The fairy is in awe, as no statues have ever willingly came back to the pedestal on time. The fairy states that because of this, they are granted another 5 minutes. The two statues gaze at each other again and the male statue proclaims; “This time you hold the pigeon down and I get to $#!t on its head.”
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08-25-2022, 09:33 PM
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08-26-2022, 03:21 AM
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#3684
08-26-2022, 05:38 AM
^^^^I"ve known a few gals that describes perfectly. I did my best to keep up with them during those times but never ever came away fully victorious or disappointed. Dazed and confused sure, dead tired but never sorry for the experience! 
#3685
08-26-2022, 08:25 AM
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08-26-2022, 11:02 AM
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#3689
08-26-2022, 01:29 PM
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A boy and a Girl are born of 2 families.
They are good kids and grow up some.
the two families meet and a Contract is settled.
A boy and a Girl will marry when the are adults.
So one day Lil Johnny and Mrs. Lil Johnny wed.
__________________________________________
go ahead, fill in the rest of their miserable life's together story will ya.
They are good kids and grow up some.
the two families meet and a Contract is settled.
A boy and a Girl will marry when the are adults.
So one day Lil Johnny and Mrs. Lil Johnny wed.
__________________________________________
go ahead, fill in the rest of their miserable life's together story will ya.
#3690
08-26-2022, 05:51 PM
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