The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
#3571
08-14-2022, 02:03 PM
Fleet Owner
#3572
08-14-2022, 04:30 PM
The following 2 users liked this post by Kapusta:
#3573
08-14-2022, 06:02 PM
Logistics Pro
The following users liked this post:
#3574
08-14-2022, 07:41 PM
The following 3 users liked this post by Kapusta:
#3575
08-14-2022, 08:45 PM
Logistics Pro
The following users liked this post:
#3576
08-14-2022, 08:53 PM
Fleet Owner
#3577
08-14-2022, 09:13 PM
Fleet Owner
#3578
08-15-2022, 03:32 AM
The following users liked this post:
#3579
08-15-2022, 05:57 AM
One of my high school friends, Scott, was quite the enterprising guy. He was one of the first people to figure out that 1 dollar bills could be modified to look like passable 20s. His mistake was that he started flashing a lot of money and what he'd bought with it. Sure enough, the feds caught up to him and he was sentenced to 20 years in federal prison. After a couple of years in the pokey, they started him on a vocational rehab program (fancy words for wood shop) where he showed a lot of natural talent. By year 3 he'd progressed from bird houses to furniture and cabinets and was the talk of the prison. The warden called Scott into his office and told him that he was being considered for a work release program. All Scott had to do was update the prison kitchen with new cabinets and counter tops and the warden would start the paperwork. Surprisingly, Scott declined. When the warden asked him why, Scott replied, "counter fitting is what got me in here in the first place!"
The following 3 users liked this post by BassFantasizer:
#3580
08-15-2022, 06:16 AM
Fleet Owner
The explorer Lil Johnny is in the deepest Amazon Jungle &
suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives.
Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself,
"Oh Lord, I'm so screwed."
"No you are NOT Screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and
bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So Lil Johnny picks up the stone and
proceeds to bash the living crap out of the chief's head.
"Okay . . . NOW you're So Screwed!"
suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives.
Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself,
"Oh Lord, I'm so screwed."
"No you are NOT Screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and
bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So Lil Johnny picks up the stone and
proceeds to bash the living crap out of the chief's head.
"Okay . . . NOW you're So Screwed!"
#3581
08-15-2022, 06:24 AM
Fleet Owner
She is caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car is covered with dents,
so she stops at the Body Repair shop close to her place.
The shop owner knows this Blond & he decides to have some fun.
He tells her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and
all the dents will pop out.
Later her roommate rolls her eyes and says, ...
"HELLLLO" "You need to roll up the windows"
so she stops at the Body Repair shop close to her place.
The shop owner knows this Blond & he decides to have some fun.
He tells her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and
all the dents will pop out.
Later her roommate rolls her eyes and says, ...
"HELLLLO" "You need to roll up the windows"
#3582
08-15-2022, 09:16 AM
The following 6 users liked this post by JJF20:
#3583
08-15-2022, 05:39 PM
Fleet Owner
Yesterday was a sunny hot day.
Today has been a sunny hot day.
Tomorrow, the day after and the next are forcast to be sunny and hot
So what are you getting at?
Today has been a sunny hot day.
Tomorrow, the day after and the next are forcast to be sunny and hot
So what are you getting at?
The following 4 users liked this post by Papa Tiger:
#3584
08-15-2022, 05:45 PM
The following 2 users liked this post by Kapusta:
#3585
08-15-2022, 05:51 PM
The following users liked this post: